Friday, November 20, 2009

The Answer

Solving The Great Riddle


Fearless Freep

Three religions lay claim to the one true God and there must be a way to solve the riddle as to which one is right. On one hand we have the Jews who worship Jehovah. Jehovah blessed the Jews with great intelligence, extremely talented musicians and an exceptional appreciation of culture and civilization. Jehovah gave the Jews the lamb and the ability prosper in a harsh land.

God and Jesus are kind of like Jehovah updated and they have given Christians great intelligence and the ability to create all manner of scientific discoveries and medical miracles. Cities reaching to the heavens are built by Christians and vehicles reaching to the stars are also the inventions of these fertile minds. God gave the Christians the dog to love him unquestioningly. God gave the cat to the Christians to remind them that there are superior beings and to be humble. He also gave Christians the hog for bacon, ham as a special reward for believing in Him.

Islam worships Allah. Allah gave them an ocean of oil and no idea what to do with it. This almost limitless energy yet no one thought to invent a light bulb to brighten the night. Neither over the course of centuries did they ever find a more sanitary substitute for their left hand. Allah did grant the Arabs an animal. He gave them the camel to be their brother. The camel is one of the smelliest, most vile tempered and ugly brutes who ever walked the land and has one great attribute. When angered, which is most of the time a camel has the amazing ability to take the furthest most contents of their gastrointestinal tract and spit it accurately at whoever angered it.

I can't help but think God has a great sense of humor and chuckled his butt off when he placed the camel in the desert to be become the brother to the Arabs and must conclude based on this evidence that the Jews and Christians are more likely to be right than the Islamists.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Bring the Soldiers Home by Armageddon

Bring The Soldiers Home

I have done a complete 180 on the issue of Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran. The purpose of deploying our young men and women volunteers is to defend this nation and the Constitution against enemies both foreign and domestic. I contend the level of threat from these three nations is minimal compared to those occupying Washington DC now and their presence and firepower may be needed more here than abroad.

The greatest threats are the totalitarians now running the Obeta Government and your neighbors who voted this gang of traitors in office and have no clue as to how far they have taken this land away from the principles of the Founders. They have confiscated huge companies and turned the assets over to the greedy unions and their gluttonous leaders who live the lives the rank and file are taught to associate with the executives and loathe. They are currently pushing the Final Solution for Conservatism, a nationalization of the health care industry and only a cretin could believe these dedicated revolutionary partisans won't turn this system into an extermination machine for Conservatives.

Barack Obeta has blood on his hands for the eight patriots recently ambushed in Afghanistan because he refuses to either commit to win at all costs or get out. The Obeta government is not America and not worth dying for and I ask that all troops be removed from harms way and returned to this occupied nation. The Totalitarians fear the military because of their patriotism and love of Constitutional America. Loosing troops and demoralizing them and the citizens works to the Glorious Leader's ends. They know when the revolution starts in the farmlands and rural America, the military will stand by their pledge to defend the Constitution and join us. I pray that by 2010 an enormous Conservative backlash spanks the traitors and returns a huge majority of real Conservatives to the House and Senate.

The problem that creates has already been plotted and planned against because those pulling the strings like George Sorros are chess players, not checker players. Why do you suppose Madam Pelosi has cried publicly about the possibility of violence being fed by the current rhetoric on the Right. Then once again a Leftist representative accused the Right of wanting to kill the elderly and infirmed. This along with the incessant calls of racism and hatred gives the moral high ground to the average slug who buys their lies and will go right along with the imprisonment and removal of such unhealthy people who disagree with the Glorious Leader. I wonder if he knows the price of failure his string pullers are likely to extract and the Armageddon it will spark. A Reichstag incident was planned years ago along with everything else that is happening at such a breathtaking pace.

There are those who would rather die in the streets to prevent this historical redoux and the military will be there with us. Prepare for this eventuality and pray it never comes to that.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Roman Polanski isn't guilty of "rape rape"
Anybody who watches this abomination is as much an humanitarian as she is.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Taking The Argument Down To Your Level by Fearless Freep

I am tired of saying I believe in the Constitution and that I oppose the current regime on bailouts, nationalization of the financial markets and industry. I believe that the control of all health care will mean the extermination of all Conservatives who have had the audacity to fight publicly.

I believe the czars are compromising every element of the culture including education, free speech over the airwaves and now the internet.

This is the fate of all who refuse to accept the power of the new Reich, and revere the Constitution. Look deeply you Democratic National Socialists because this is what you support.

You glorify imbeciles like this and make them wealthy beyond reason because you yourself have no ability to reason. Instead of answering charges based on scientific facts that refute beyond any reasonable doubt that Global Warming is a Hoax and Climate Change has been going on since this planet cooled, you will tax us all billions and destroy millions of jobs for this lunacy.

When time after time I have addressed issues and you fall back upon calling me names because you have no intellectual ammunition to counter the facts, I lose in your minuscule minds because if you can call me some vile name, you win the argument

OK moron. You support Barack Hussein Obama because you like stinky hairy men to pound your ass with a vengeance because you aren't homophobes. You'd rather switch than fight.
You voted for a Halfrican because you like them because they aren't so scary as the really black ones and usually were raised better and speak english much better than the dark ones. You actually fear them because they may suspect you aren't as Liberal and Down With That as you think.
Well you phony little buggers can call us anything you want because we will be calling you panty waists out in the streets to die for your strong convictions which is slavery to the State that Americans would rather die than submit. See you soon.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Barack Hussein Obama

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Barack Hussein Obama
Your grandpa carried white guys guns
And called them all Bwana.
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

Barack Hussein Obama
All the guys around here
Slept with your white momma.
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

Barack Hussein Obama
Our teachers make us call you
our new Black Messiah.
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

Barack Hussein Obama

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Answer To Democrats

Answer To Democrats

To those who have accused us of lying about the numbers who attended the 9/12 protest march in Washington DC and can look at pictures of 1.7 million as counted by the unbiased University of Indiana, who has no horse in this race, yet parrot the numbers of from 30 to 70 thousand of the state run media, I have something for you to consider.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you will allow your country to do to your neighbor. Race had nothing to do with the march, Freedom and the Constitution did, yet the Obamabots here and in the state run media must stoke unfounded and hateful indignation in order to keep your support. Conservative hate no one but fear the power of a government now being focused on our destruction. Your neighbors are being targeted much as the Jews in Europe in the thirties and forties and just like the good people of Germany, you can't fathom this possibility in America.
In that you are correct because this is no longer America. The Constitution is no longer operative. Bailouts, nationalizations and dozens of czars regulate everything from free speech on the radio and how much executives can make, while tens of thousands of salaried employees get laid off and the union members are now being given over the economy and jobs guaranteed for life. This is not America but you sit there smiling and drooling because the party you worship is in power.
I have something for you to consider. As you idly sit by as the government assumes ultimate power, we who are about to die are prepared to put our lives on the line to defend the Constitution and are also prepared to take the lives of the oppressors. If you are willing to die for the Democratic Party of Totalitarianism, we will meet in the streets soon. If not and you have the potential to gather the necessary information to see the truth, then join us in opposition to the totalitarian regime now running America. Stop your government from the tyranny it will impose if you value freedom and what once was the most generous and prosperous nation on Earth.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Van Jones and the Issue of Racism by Fearless Freep

I would like to thank Green Jobs Special Advisor to the President Van Jones for the opportunity for me to explore the issue of racism as perceived by the Left and the Right. Since there is such a dramatic difference in how either side think about this issue, I will break down situations into Left-Think and Right-Think patterns.
Van Jones called all Republicans “a**h*les”. Now it is axiomatic that Jones is not a racist because he is an African American and therefore can not be a racist because he is a member of a persecuted minority.
But a Right-Thinker will incorrectly say that there are minority members of all races in the Republican Party. Left-Thinkers know that all these folks are either oreo cookies or whatever really smart name they attach the other minorities who don’t think along the prescribed avenues they demand. Therefore, all Republicans are white and every one is an “a**h*le” and this is not a racist statement.

Right Thinkers will conclude that Van Jones is a racist a**h*le.

Left-Thinkers call the people who inhabited this land before the evil white people came, Native Americans. Right-Thinking people just called them the descendents of the Asians who walked the Bering Sea when there was a mud flat and no water because of climate change. Since there was no fire at the time, nor SUV’s, Left-Thinkers blame whale flatulence for the buildup of methane and greenhouse gases at the time. We know there was no fire because the Inuit’s chose to eat seal meat and whale blubber raw. This contributed to a serious decrease in greenhouse gases which is why the glaciers melted and the Sea covered the land bridge again. The Inuit’s got carbon credits for eating whales because planting trees in the permafrost would have to wait for Al Gore, one of the world’s most respected Left-Thinker, to make possible. Polar bears got carbon credits for eating Inuits.
Left-Thinkers call the people who lived in South and Central America Indians until the moment evil white guys landed there. Then they all became Hispanics because it is too hard to figure out which ones would be Hisportuguise and which ones would be Hispanic. Also it is too hard to pronounce Hisportuguise. Right-Thinkers called them the Aztec and Mayan descendents of the Asians who walked over, etc.
With the introduction of slavery by the warrior tribes who sold their captured enemies and anybody they could con the slave traders into buying, a new element was added to the Western Hemisphere. Left-Thinkers called them about half a dozen different things until they settled on African Americans. Right-Thinkers were too scared to do anything but go along until the smoke cleared.
Now there is one thing that both Left-Thinkers and Right-Thinkers agree upon. When you mix African Americans, Guilty White people and Hispanics, you end up with a Puerto Rican.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Obama Names Conservative's Health Care Czar

President Obama today announced his appointment of Dr. Conrad Murray to head the newly created Office of Conservative's Health Care. This noted physician has recently become available for the position after a long and profitable private practice. He vows to treat this new responsibility with the same level of dedication and
professionalism as his last assignment.

The Final Soluntion

Obama Health Care Bill is nothing less than the final solution for the Conservative Problem. If the Congress allows this to happen, your life will be forfeit for you will not get the care you need. The minds behind this and all the other assaults on freedom are cowards because they hide behind the system. I call them out in the street and defend their actions with their very blood. It will come to this soon.

Friday, May 8, 2009

"Everyone should have a chief of staff and a set of personal assistants,"

"Everyone should have a chief of staff and a set of personal assistants,"

Having white people waiting on me hand and foot is so rewarding. I wish I could own them all.

Friday, May 1, 2009

In Your Face, Sucka

Lanvin tennis shoes worn by Michelle Obama, $540. Suck on that suckers!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Obama's New Dog

Guess no one else noticed the president picked a dog that is black and white. On top of that the family named him BO in capitals. Kind of like Barack's initials. Is this a narcissistic move or what? Just thinking out loud.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Department of Homeland Security Now A Terrorist Organization by Amrageddon

The Department of Homeland Security under former Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano, who now has assumed the roll of Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels in the new National Socialist Thousand Year Reich of America, has issued a report defining the sub-human vermin right-wing enemies of the state. Anyone who has heard of the Bill of Rights will be rounded up and exterminated. Their skin turned into leather, their gold teeth extracted, their property distributed to those they exploited for the good of the Peoples.

Seig Heil

Seig Heil

Seig Heil

Prepare to fight, kill and die for America. There is no stopping the New Nazi regime.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Michelle Obama Hires Full Time Makeup Artist

For the first time in history, at least since Eleanor Roosevelt, Americans elected a First Lady so amazingly beautiful that she requires the services of a full time beautician to tone her down so as not to make the women around her look pathetic in comparison.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Barack and Posse Hit Europe

Presidential Pimp Barack Obama and about 500 bitches, ho's and gangsta's boarded five specially modified aircraft with Escalade stampings and gold-plated grills over the intakes along with Watermelon One for an extended visit to Europe. There Barack and Michelle High 5'd the Queen, talked some sh*t and drank and ate like kings.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

New American Tea Party Idea by Big Bill

There's a storm abrewin'. What happens when good, responsible people keep quiet? Washington has forgotten they work for us. We don't work for them. Throwing good money after bad is NOT the answer. I am sick of the midnight, closed door sessions to come up with a plan. I am sick of Congress raking CEO's over the coals while they, themselves, have defaulted on their taxes. I am sick of the bailed out companies having lavish vacations and retreats on my dollar. I am sick of being told it is MY responsibility to rescue people that, knowingly, bought more house than they could afford. I am sick of being made to feel it is my patriotic duty to pay MORE taxes. I, like all of you, am a responsible citizen. I pay my taxes. I live on a budget and I don't ask someone else to carry the burden for poor decisions I may make. I have emailed my congressmen and senators asking them to NOT vote for the stimulus package as it was written without reading it first. No one listened. They voted for it, pork and all.
O.K. folks, here it is. You may think you are just one voice and what you think won't make a difference. Well, yes it will and YES, WE CAN!! If you are disgusted and angry with the way Washington is handling our taxes. If you are fearful of the fallout from the reckless spending of BILLIONS to bailout and "stimulate" without accountability and responsibility then we need to become ONE, LOUD VOICE THAT CAN BE HEARD FROM EVERY CITY, TOWN, SUBURB AND HOME IN AMERICA. There is a growing protest to demand that Congress, the President and his cabinet LISTEN to us, the American Citizens. What is being done in Washington is NOT the way to handle the economic free fall.
So, here's the plan. On April 1, 2009, all Americans are asked to send a TEABAG to Washington , D.C. You do not have to enclose a note or any other information unless you so desire. Just a TEABAG. Many cities are organizing protests. If you simply search, "New American Tea Party", several sites will come up. If you aren't the 'protester' type, simply make your one voice heard with a TEABAG. Your one voice will become a roar when joined with millions of others that feel the same way. Yes, something needs to be done but the lack of confidence as shown by the steady decline in the stock market speaks volumes.
Will you
This was not my idea. I visited the sites of the 'New American Tea Party and an online survey showed over 90% of thousands said they would send the teabag on April 1. Why, April 1?? We want them to reach Washington by April 15. do it? I will. Send it to; 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington , D.C. 20500 .
Forward this to everyone in your address book. Visit the website below for more information about the 'New American Tea Party'. I would encourage everyone to go ahead and get the envelope ready to mail, then just drop it in the mail April 1. Can't guarantee what the postage will be by then, it is going up as we speak, but have your envelope ready. What will this cost you? A little time and a 40 something cent stamp.
What could you receive in benefits? Maybe, just maybe, our elected officials will start to listen to the people. Take out the Pork. Tell us how the money is being spent. We want TRANSPARENCY AND ACCOUNTABILITY. Remember, the money will be spent over the next 4-5 years. It is not too late.

Rome Burns Barry Boogies by Armageddon

Cheers Suckers!

I am sipping the most
expensive champaigne
and eating

$100 a pound Kobe beef.

We are sharing your
wealth with our
You ain't seen nothing yet.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Dick Durbin Denounced

Dick Durbin Denounced

On February 26, the senate voted on the issue of allowing Washington DC residents representation in the House of Representatives. The Constitution allows for the representatives to be elected by the many States and the District of Columbia to be the home of the federal government. It wasn't intended to be home to hundreds of thousands of welfare recipients, homeless, windshield washers, bums, drug addicts and worst of all bureaurocrats. The writers of the Constitution realized the residents of this district would vote in the best interest of the federal government and not that of the states or country as a whole. Once again the wisdom of those who produced the Constitution proved to be divinely inspired.

Today, an amendment to the above bill proposed by Senator DeMint and passed by a vote of 87 to 11would prevent the FCC from re-instating the Fairness Doctrine. Is this cause for celebration for those of us wondering if we should take to the streets to defend the First Amendment and our favorite source of complete political information, talk radio? I wish it were because I would rather not have to take up arms to stop the complete dis-assembly of the America I love.

Unfortunately the double-dealers in Washington also voted 57-41 for the Durbin Amendment. In short it says "
Durbin Amdt. No. 591; To encourage and promote diversity in communication media ownership, and to ensure that the public airwaves are used in the public interest." This language closely parallels the wording and rationale for the Community Reinvestment Act. That Act has cost trillions of dollars worldwide, collapsed many millions of hard-working families 401K and other pensions, put millions out of work and got Barry Soetoro, AKA Barack Hussein Obama, elected president. What started out as Reparations hidden behind a smokescreen for slavery no one alive endured has morphed into the cause of a worldwide Depression. Likewise the Durbin Amendment and the deliberately vague wording will be used to pressure radio owners to play endless repetition of the top 100 songs of the decade you happened to hit puberty, instead of broadcasting controversial concepts like patriotism by Rush, Glenn, Quinn or Sean.

The Totalitarians masquerading as Democrat puppetmasters realized that they could not conquer the United States of America by force of arms. Just like the Islamists realized Europe could be conquered by their liberal immigration laws and their own animal fecundity,the Totalitarian Socialists realized the weakness they can exploit is the sloth and stupidity of a civilization grown rich and fat and the minorities that are easily manipulated by promises of something for nothing at the expense of the oppressors/rich white Americans.

What the Totalitarian Democrats don't understand is that when they talk about Revolution while passing around the bong means one thing. The actually brilliant and devious minds that engineered William Clinton and Barack Obama have exploited a stupid populace with the complicity of the teacher's unions and public school system, and accomplished that Revolution. What they don't understand is that when Middle America, and this is not limited to their pejorative terms like Right-Wingers or Fascists or Nazi's, even though the last two titles refer to Leftists, but real patriotic lovers of America and freedom, start talking about Revolution, and WE ARE, WE MEAN BUSINESS! We are prepared to die for this country, you better be prepared to die for your socialism utopia because we don't want it.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Enemies of Mankind

Moral Equivalents
Most Dangerous
Enemies of Mankind

Barack Hussein Obama Josef Stalin

Representative Alcee Hastings Adolf Eichman

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner?

Timothy Geithner, AKA Robin of Locksley, neglected to pay $34,000 to the Treasury over the course of several years. Is he headed off to jail with the likes of Madoff? Not this time, he is headed to DC to make sure you pay your taxes to the Treasury Department. Welcome to Democratland.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Obama Speech by Fearless Freep

Today President Barack Obama
gave an important address
About the economy
He said that in the 21st Century
Hard Work would be rewarded.
His solution

Extend Unemployment Benefits!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Times Are Hard For The Porn Industry by Fearless Freep

Adult movie producer and Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt today announced that the porn industry needs a $5 billion bailout.

"Sex is suffering in this country. Times are hard. We need something to get demand up." he complained. "The industry is taking it in the rear end. We need something to prime the pump, to lubricate the cogs of commerce again."

Lance Long, spokesman for the Porn Actors Guild (PAG) and Bruce Bollocks, spokesman for Gay Actors Guild (GAG) in a joint release announced the signing of a professional lobbyist to take the message of the need for sex to Washington DC.

Who else better to take the job?

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Al Franken Has A Little Tiny Pecker, a book by Armageddon

Now number 3 on the New York Times best seller list is Armageddons response to Al Franken's insipid book, "Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot" In it Armageddon explores the deep roots of Al's homophobia. "It began when his father started changing his diaper. Al felt as if he look disappointed when he pulled the side of his Huggies across and found nothing but a big turd. Even as a baby, hearing your Dad call out to his wife as you lay there exposed to the world, "Jesus Christ Edna, are you sure the doctors said this is a son? For the life of me I can't see anything with a point on it." can have lasting psychological consequences.
Worse yet is when Rabbi Robiniwitz came to the house to perform the Bris, went through all the incantations, only to open the diaper and declare "What is this? Is somebody pulling my Talmud? What do I look like, a micro-surgeon? I'm outta here till her bas mitzvah."
It is for this reason and the natural locker room taunts of the normally endowed teenagers during his Junior and Senior High School years in New York City that he began having insecurity about his manliness. He got his ass kicked by both boys and girls as neither group respected his weak and whiny personality and the pink dresses he wore to class.
It was when he was approached and intimately explored by Andy Warhol one day and Truman Capote the next at a Liberace party that he first experienced Man-Boy love and since then he has alternated between fervent NAMBLA supporter and virulent detractor.
Now he has almost surely stolen the election from an honorable Republican and has not one second of regret No, he blames this on his father who kept asking as Al grew up, "Why do I have to leave the seat down for you?"

Monday, January 5, 2009

Senator Harry Reid Suggests to Blogo Who Should Replace Obama

Senator Harry Reid (D-Nev) Majority Leader of the Senate and the entire Democrat Caucus, in a rare moment of solidarity, protest the possible inclusion of Ronald Burris, Governor Rod Blagojevich's pick to fill the seat vacated by Barack Hussein Obama.

According to tapes released by the prosecution, Reid was recorded speaking to the Governor a day before he was arrested. "Come on Rod, the senate is as full of Blacks as an NFL locker room. You walk through the doors and one is there holding it open. Around the corner you give one your coat and hat and get a chit. At the cafeteria one rustles up some ham and eggs and the southern senators have grits and the yankees have hash browns. His name is DeShamus and if you want eggs over medium, by God they're are done just right. TaWanda pours coffee and never lets your cup run out or get too cold. Why the Hell would you want to put another Black in the Senate.?"
With such prominent Blacks as Burris and Jesse Jackson Jr. who could get Budweiser and Schlitz Malt liquor wholesale, being excluded from Reid's recommendations, the Congressional Black Caucus insisted on a shoeshine kiosk, lavatory attendents and a barbershop or else they would riot. "Throw in a case of 40 ouncers and some ho's and you got a deal" a spokesman for the CBC said.
Senators Clinton, Boxer, Feinstein and Cantwell make sure the Cross embers are not too hot to start the hamburgers and hotdogs for the feast to launch the new congress.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Pennsylvanian's Expecting A Great Time by Armageddon

As reported in the AP today, folks from Pennsylvania who folk up $2500 get to attend a "Yes We Did" celebration in our nation's capital for the inauguration. For that they get two nights lodgings. At the celebration hosted by Fast Eddy Rendell and Senator Bob Casey, Sister Sledge, some long forgotten band will perform and Sharon Stone will sit onstage in a short skirt.
"Gorsh dang" one of the lucky ticket holders said. "I'll be right up front when the show starts to swat them flies"

Solving Illegal Immigration by Fearless Freep

Senator Harry Reid D-NEV
(pictured here capturing
that blank, mindless
expression he so
often sports)
Said today on Meet The Press
"Tim, my friend John McCain
and I are going to work on comprehensive immigration reform. First we will secure the border.
Then we will find a way to legalize those already here. It won't be an amnesty. They will have to buy carbon offsets from Al Gore for all their emissions. That will run about $3000 apiece."

Senator McCain's office issued a press release shortly after the program aired Sunday January 4th morning.

"This isn't the same as McCain-Kennedy, you %*%^$@. It isn't amnesty,a**h**e. We give them an English test and if they can press the right pictures on a McDonald's cash register, I'd say that makes them the equivalent of any inner city high school graduate, you #@!!$%^."

President Elect Obama has pledged to sign this right after pardoning himself for being in the country illegally.