Adult movie producer and Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt today announced that the porn industry needs a $5 billion bailout."Sex is suffering in this country. Times are hard. We need something to get demand up." he complained. "The industry is taking it in the rear end. We need something to prime the pump, to lubricate the cogs of commerce again."
Lance Long, spokesman for the Porn Actors Guild (PAG) and Bruce Bollocks, spokesman for Gay Actors Guild (GAG) in a joint release announced the signing of a professional lobbyist to take the message of the need for sex to Washington DC.
Who else better to take the job?
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