President Obama today announced his appointment of Dr. Conrad Murray to head the newly created Office of Conservative's Health Care. This noted physician has recently become available for the position after a long and profitable private practice. He vows to treat this new responsibility with the same level of dedication and
"Everyone should have a chief of staff and a set of personal assistants,"
Guess no one else noticed the president picked a dog that is black and white. On top of that the family named him BO in capitals. Kind of like Barack's initials. Is this a narcissistic move or what? Just thinking out loud.
The Department of Homeland Security under former Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano, who now has assumed the roll of Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels in the new National Socialist Thousand Year Reich of America, has issued a report defining the sub-human vermin right-wing enemies of the state. Anyone who has heard of the Bill of Rights will be rounded up and exterminated. Their skin turned into leather, their gold teeth extracted, their property distributed to those they exploited for the good of the Peoples.
For the first time in history, at least since Eleanor Roosevelt, Americans elected a First Lady so amazingly beautiful that she requires the services of a full time beautician to tone her down so as not to make the women around her look pathetic in comparison.
